Decorative concrete flooring- many looks and application uses for home or retailDecorative concrete flooring- many looks and application uses for home or retail

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just dri…

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05 May 2014

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A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" Th…

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05 May 2014

Cute baby boy shower idea...Cute baby boy shower idea...

This is a story about the girl that didn't know what cursing was. It was Thanksgiving evening and the young girl was sleeping in her bedroom and she heard her parents having sex in the next bedroom o…

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05 May 2014

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SPONGEBOB GANGSTA RAP:Yo, I'm living in a pineapple under the sea.I got a blowjob from Pearl sitting under a tree.I got Patrick on my side, and we don't give a f*ck,Mr. Krabs talkin' sh*t, so we gonn…

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05 May 2014

Christmas or Mothers Day gift idea for a grandmaChristmas or Mothers Day gift idea for a grandma

A kid is at school and the teacher told him his homework was to find out what the 5th letter of the alphabet was. He went home and asked his dad.Kid: Dad what is the 5th letter of the alphabet?Becaus…

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05 May 2014

Bridal Shower CupcakesBridal Shower Cupcakes

One day a kid was sitting at home waiting for his relatives to come over. He overheard his parents fighting with each other yelling "YOU BITCH" "YOU BASTARD".Being so young, the kid had never heard t…

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05 May 2014

Between the studs, storage in your tub wall!Between the studs, storage in your tub wall!

   A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I …

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