american flag mason jars

dad: son get me a drink!
son: juice or pepsi?
dad: pepsi
son: hot or cold?
dad: cold!
son: sweet or salty?
dad: damn it just get me water!
son: still or mineral?
dad: MINERAL!
son: minty or normal?
dad: im gonna kill you!
son: head or body?
dad: head!
son: shotgun or knife?
dad: $%&?!)$&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!